“fox raccoon mix” This was listed under the top searches to find my blog. I wonder, did this person think a fox and a raccoon were able to breed? Red pandas do kinda look like an adorable mix of the two.
Or less adorable, maybe they were looking for a fur coat. Fox and raccoon combo coats do exist; I found this hideous example. A poncho too, shudder.
Or perhaps they were making a hillbilly stew. Or looking for a trendy cocktail recipe. Or searching for an obscure DJ. I’m curious.
I have no idea what they intended to find, but I wonder why any search engine would send them to my blog. I don’t think I’ve spoken once about either of these woodland critters. I haven’t yet mentioned our old dog Suzie, or the origins of her full name, Foxy Suzie Dottie Whittemore Dog. And I haven’t told the story of my sister’s controversial nickname as a baby, Pet Coon. (I swear there is a funny and in no way racist story to back that one up. Guess I had better tell it soon.)
Fox Raccoon Mix Googler, I wish you the best of luck in your quest, whatever it may me.
There was a link to your post on my blog because it looks like my “How they found me” post was one of the automatically generated links here. Anyway — I came to see what you wrote! FUNNY!!! I am always amazed at what key words bring people to my blog! My all time favorite is “ugly naked people in sanford”…..what’s up with that???
Anyway – just felt the urge to comment! I’m thinking they were likely looking for a recipe for “road kill stew”! hahaha
i hate the second piture of the coat of furs is clul how can you do that to some inisent animals that is just so mean i don’t like who evey killed all of those pure animals and made it in to a coat i mean animals are so pretty when you see them just sitting their and then some on has to get a gun of set a tap and kill tha poor ;
STOP KILLING POOR ANIMALS YOU CUEL PEOPLE
i am a total animal lover and on day when i gow up i will find a was to stop hurting poor cuel animals
well i mean that is ok to go after deer, skukes, rabbits, and bird but using th red panda as a coat and tail from other animals to make a dum coat is soooo not right!!!!
AND I MEAN IT
I HATE WHO MADE THAT COAT OOT FURS, TAILS, AND FETHERS